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NAAAHHHH here, just to keep your jaws opened HAHA

Work has just taken up my life so I doubt I'm going to be updating much, but I think I've migrated to twitter... it's like 140 words of a blog!

Shuddup don't tell me I look emo and am looking down in all of them, I was there fool! They said 'look up, look down, look at me, look lansi'.

Anyway, I probably don't like you all that much if it even crosses your mind to ask. Aww aren't I friendly and open minded?

I only chose some random ones cause I didn't know what in hell I was doing, the only thing consistent was that I kept saying aloud 'awwwkkkwaaarrdddd'

I already feel a pinch of regret imagining the crap people are going to come up with. If you can do that much better than come. Pose for me, cause I want to be behind the camera beehatch.

Waaahh damn garang and defensive :D I think I'm only concentrating my anger on a particular someone.

But I will bite!

... yeah I realize all I said had nothing to do with any of the pictures. Woohp

I'd explain it further if I get nice enough comments hee

Labels: Photographs

A week later, and I'm driving alone. After managing to reverse out of my house, I'm thinking WTF am I doing. I don't even know the way. Eventually after some self prep talk, I went with it anyway, cause I've always been jealous of how people could just hop on a car and run away.

Driving at that hour was nice yet not so much. You got the whole road to yourself, and yet there isn't enough light.

Alas I got there in one peace (pun? no?) fine. And now I can say "I know someone that goes to Oxford!"

I mean who actually gets to these places? This one did!

So that's it. That's the last of it.

Off to everywhere in the world. Now it's just us, waiting. Can feel that 'pang' even more so now

This took awhile to get up cause I have yet to transfer all the pictures. And clearly, that still hasn't happened. Oh but wait, look what I found!

One that's very much flattering, really gets the best out of us HA

Take care in the cold, pawn off on the kid look to get freebies!

Labels: Farewells

Whoopeee! I drove for the very... second time really, but quite a distance. Started off at 9ish for breakfast, dim sum next to Red Rock hotel. NEXT TO, not in. Some people failed to mention this part.

You can tell I'm a safe driver cause since I took so long, they started without me! :O The usual siu mai, chee cheong fan, char siew pao and choke (spelling?)/century egg porridge. And the must have TEA.

We, I mean the girls had a nice colour scheme going on! All unplanned, really it was. I then proceeded to kill off whatever chance in ever driving Panit's car all in less than 3 minutes, and on a straight road.

Coconuts back to Su Yin's place where for the first time, I see mooncake jellies in fruit flavours. Shudders, this one's dragon fruit. Note how I didn't say I tried 'em.

Waited around for a bit for the two that has way too much pent up energy and so when to run the cross country. Off we go for lunch at Rangoon road for white tom yam, pai kut and kai lan!

To Gurney we go, just to roam around and work of all that we ate. Wasn't too much at a time though, we paced ourselves pretty well. Iced peach tea at winter warmers, to cleanse our palate? Pfftt we just got thirsty walking around so much.

Back to Su's where I finally got to see how Game of Life was, physically. I only ever played it on my playstation. YAR I had one! The first one, and that is about the only gadget I had - no pokemon, digimon, wii, xbox, not even PS2.

Made our way to a hawker centre at Northam, where I still didn't get to drive. It's pretty big and loads of choices, a tad pricier than the rest I felt. Quite a bit of food even though it was like our 6th meal of the day with sushi, chicken wings, fried oysters, ikan bakar, Panit's weird dumpling things, let's just say a whole lot. Evan came late so he stuck with his Hokkien mee cheh!

Straight on to desert at Crepes Cottage, I haven't been there for a whole 3 years possibly. But it was full, so I think fate is testing me. Walked on to Coffee Island instead, where I had to have an iced hot chocolate, instead of a hot hot chocolate cause that's how weird Darren is. He just had to have the best of both temperatures.

I've never actually been to all these places, literally all besides winter warmers. I don't know where I've been getting my food from :D So today I expanded my enormous (doesn't it sound overflowing?) knowledge on even MORE Penang food. Though I'm guessing a big chunk depends on the company you're with eh?

Labels: Foodie

Aww this boy, rose in hand, came to see me at my ickiest. Right there at work.

It's been such a bloody, sweaty and teary long time of long distance! As a oppose to seeing this face everyday at school. And I only get one day and a bit with this corny baloney ♥

Come back already

Labels: P.S ♥

Who wants a billion dollars? No, seriously.
I actually have a billion dollars and it ain't monopoly money.

No takers?

FINE

I'm really liking this 'space = suspense' these days huh?

Nah! Look!

HAHA Got ya. It is equivalent to about RM14 actually.

Speaking of money, I had to put in RM9 into Starbucks cash register, from my own pocket.

WAHLAUEH! Quite painful
That's like 2 hours of labour ok, OK?

So on second thought, I'm keeping the billion dollars
Sucker.

Labels: Monkey maker

Jeff Dunham is this recent ventriloquist I just found on youtube when I was feeling a tad sad
No I do not go typing in the search bar 'ventriloquist' when I'm sad.

Anyway, there's this guy, who *gasps* ventriloquists these 4 characters, ok I only have seen 4 and therefore I'll only introduced these, I don't know who the rest are... probably not as good.

Walter was the first guy I watched, Walter a cynical old man just like he looks.

Yeah she gave me something called a Swatch. I don't even know what the hell that is.
Well a company in Switzerland invented that kind of watch so they called it a Swatch.
Oh well good thing they weren't in Croatia.

This purple thing is Peanut and next to him is Jose the Jalapeno on a stick! That really is his name, he'll insist :P

Yes we had a great day today.
No we did not.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No we did not havck a good day.
Yes we haaavcckk a great frickin' day.
You're suppose to have taken him to the spa.
I did take him to the spa.
He put me in a vegetable steamer.
It's the same thing! It gets hot and then it gets steamy and then it goes DING!
Purple bastard.
Mexican condiment.

A giraffe throwing up, think about it. It'd be funny.
"Ooooaaaaaaarraaaaoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccckkkk"

And lastly, Achmed - the dead terrorist
He's a suicide bomber.
I think I like him best, he has beady huge eyes and this looming voice. But all are pretty good.

And you kill for the reward of 72 virgins?
Are you kidding me? I'd kill you for a conduct bomb.
72 virgins, why not 72 slutty women who know what the hell they're doing.

Goddamnit.
Oh oh I mean Alahdamnit.

So are you Muslim?
No, haven't you seen my ass? It says made in China.

And his infamous... SILENCE I KEEL YOU!

This guy is real good, I couldn't tell the whole time, whether it was him speaking or someone from the back. I had to keep squinting at his lips whether they would open and ugh so hard. Go see what I mean!

Labels: Laughs